1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Cedavis6]

Post possible ways to get kicked out!
Rules:
They must be realistic
They must be numbered in numerical order, no halves or fractions, etc.

1.Tape the automatic doors shut.

[knittingfrenzy18]

You'd either lock yourself inside or already be out if you did that.

2. Sing Bieber obnoxiously
3. Go Kart racing in shopping carts
4. Help the people out with decorations by taking out a can of Hot Pink paint and start painting little kid flowers on the shelves
5. Move things around to the wrong places on the shelves
6. Scribble a new, higher price on everything

[Skink]

7. Go by an empty register and start eating candy.
8. Ride the scooters or bikes around the store, perhaps picking up a cowboy hat or a Nerf gun along the way.

[paleonaps]

7. Lightsaber battles in the Electronics Section
8. Be really creepy while trying to buy a shotgun
"If I were to shoot someone in the stomach with this, how long a speech could I give them before they bleed out?"
9. Drive an RC helicopter through the store
10. Caress the mannequins in a sensual manner
11. Demonstrate to the manager how to make an Ax flamethrower

[geminicross]

12: Take a pair of female undergarments, wear them on top of your clothes, and parade around the store

[Skink]

12: Take a pair of female undergarments, wear them on top of your clothes, and parade around the store

Some guys made a Youtube video doing just that. Also...

13. Let a game of catch turn into football. I almost got kicked out for this once...
14. Attempt to liberate all of the Skylanders.
15. Stack the stools or chairs and sit on them. Depends on who's working, I guess...

[tornado guy]

16. Pull the fire alarm on purpose.
17. Open up a checkout line.
18. Shoot the manager with an air soft gun.

[geminicross]

19- Launch Beyblades in the middle of a busy isle
20- Run up to random people and tell them your pokemon has fallen ill.

[Littleboy]

21. Diet coke and mentos sounds fun to do.
22. FIre extenguiser.
23. tee-pee the building.

We had two sevens and eights so I skipped 19-20.

[mnstrviola]

I have corrected this by skipping 24 and 25

26. Pretending to be one of those greeters at the door, but instead make rude comments on people entering the store.
27. Take multiple samples repeatedly from the sample vendor (assuming there is one)
28. Hide in a freezer and pop out when someone opens the door (bring a jacket)

[Cedavis6]

Thank you mnstrviola.
30. Get something meant to look like a body part. Put it in the freezer.
31. Get one of everything in the store. Go to the cashier. When he says the price, run away.

[Cedavis6]

You have to know a little about Ted Dekker books for this one...
32. Cut yourself. Smear blood on books. Scream because you don't go to "other Earth".

[aim4me26]

33. Go up to random people, and hug them and say, "I love you, mommy!"

[computergeek3]

34. Science Olympiad psychosis sufferers during their states trip. Enough said.

[Cedavis6]

35. Bottle rockets.
36. Bottle rockets with Dr. Horrible.