1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[fozendog]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

[mnstrviola]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

Lol, I like this one.

I think we skipped 29.
29. Bag your groceries with a Target or Safeway plastic bag in front of the cashiers.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

38. stop this destruction and walk out the door politely. I own a Wal-Mart and this type of behavior upsets me.

[M-E-T-H-O-D MAN]

40. Light a cashier on fire.
41. Kick somebody else out of Walmart.
42. Rip all the doors off the stalls in the bathroom.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

42. Snap the toilet seat. Been there done that.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

40. Light a cashier on fire.
41. Kick somebody else out of Walmart.
42. Rip all the doors off the stalls in the bathroom.

+1

[mnstrviola]

43. Switch labels on "non-fat" and "contains peanuts", etc.

guys, let's keep the numbers in order from here on out

[aim4me26]

44. Ripping open all the packages you can see... xD.

[mnstrviola]

45. Taking samples of things that aren't meant to be samples (yum)

[fozendog]

46. Open a lot of shampoo bottles and pour them all over a MAIN aisle. Take of your shirt and slide on your belly and have a friend time you. When they tell you the time scream out "IT'S MT NEW PERSONAL BEST!"