Save the person on top of you!

[crazyfloboe]

I come and disable the trap and we get out alive until we are caught in a stampede of buffalo

[OF]

Which I saddle so we ride away. But then the buffalo is about to run into a fence when...

[Cheesy Pie]

The Nordic 5 come to stop the buffalo
But according to Norway, the best way is to shove Denmark in front of it, which does not stop the buffalo (and it gives Denmark a pretty bad injury)

[sofan]

so iron man comes and does his job
we then are at the fair and are about to get hit by a bumper car going at 200000000 mph.

[mrburrito]

So I do the logical thing, and and push the prize pig( which weighed 20000000000 pounds) in front of us stopping the bumper cars motion. Unfortunately, the pig turns on us angrily.

[LittleBlueDragon]

But I come and distract it with a carrot on a stick( ),so we escape.But then a giant teleporter appears and we find ourselves in Dinoland,with a hungry T-rex standing over us.

[OF]

So I throw some meat in another direction and we run away.
But an active volcano is nearby so...

[mrburrito]

We plug it up with a giant wine cork, but in our haste lose sight of the teleporter, our only way back.

[GoofyFoofer]

But I found another teleporter! However, I didn't go back into the right time...

[AJTheGreat1729]

But we did arrive at Stephen Hawking's Time Traveler's Party!

Unfortunately, I lost my spleen during the transport...