Sierra Vista Middle School



A friendly Scioly team where the fun is abundant, the energy is plentiful, and dank memes frequent people's conversations while we all try to work.

Welcome... to SVMS Scioly.

Sierra Vista Middle School is a Division B school located in Irvine, California. The city of Irvine is located about 40 or so miles southeast of the city of Los Angeles, CA. Our afterschool club program currently has 28 members. We compete in the Orange County Regional Science Olympiad and the highly competitive Southern California State Science Olympiad.

We also created a beautiful picture of the magnificent Blobfish. We borrowed this mascot from Cerro Villa Middle School.

We won 4th place at Orange County Regionals this year (behind Ladera by 3 points!!)

GO CHARGERS!! 

Friends, Enemies, and other relations
Our school has a historical rivalry with our neighbor: Jeffery Trail Middle School. They may often perform better than us, but we have more dankness.

We have somewhat friendly relations with the other Irvine teams (Rancho San Joaquin and Venado), and other OC schools such as Brea, Ladera Vista, and Fisler.

We see Kraemer as pretty OP. Are they using hackz? That's up to you to decide.

Our school typically feeds into Northwood High, one of the best Div C Scioly teams in SoCal. We also feed into Irvine High. However, NHS Scioly is extraordinarily difficult to get into especially as a freshmen, therefore very, very few of our members get into NHS Scioly; we are usually beaten by Jeffery kids.

Our Pro Program
At the 2016 Southern California State Competition, we placed 15th, with 361 points. This is an improvement from last year, where we placed 16th with 393 points. Jeffery got 6th >:(

Our program has 28 members. We only have one head coach, two other assistant coaches, and a group of amazing parents. We have historically been the second most successful team in IUSD, behind our longtime rival, Jeffery Trail (who is our rival in almost everything).

We almost always go to states, where we usually perform somewhat ok.

On the bright side though, we are having one of our strongest years this year, placing 4th at Kraemer Invitational, which is the best we've ever done (that I know of). We then got 4th at regionals again.

(Also I know that we technically got 6th at Kraemer but whatever)

Our practice schedule is one weekly meeting after school for around 2 hours, and one hour long meeting during school per week. We are also free to meet up on our own time after school and such.

For our leadership structure, we just select one person to be team leader. They really don't have any power; all they do is give speeches every now and then. Its almost just a symbolic thing.

Our support from our school sadly plummeted last year, leading to reduced funding. For building events, the parents buy our supplies or we just take stuff from previous years.

Sponsors

We are happy to announce that the world renowned company, Avicorp, has recently chosen to sponsor our team. This is due to the fact that the founder and CEO of Avicorp, A_ram_2k16 is a member of our team. Avicorp is most well known for being the parent company of many beloved products, such as Aviter, Nashtlé (creator of Nashquick Chocolate Milk), and Avicados. It is also the parent company of the Respect the Nash foundation (creator of national Respect the Nash Day, May 26th), and has plans to enter the aerospace field with Avi- A_ram would like to remind you: "Don't drink that Kirkland purified water with minerals added for taste (bad taste). Drink that Aviter purified water with no minerals added for taste (fresh taste)." and to "Respect the Nash. It's the Avi-ous thing to do. A_ram is planning to reveal something big for the company this coming Monday.

At Sierra Vista SciOly, we would like to express our thanks towards Avicorp for supporting our Science Olympiad team.

The NBL (National Basketfruit League) continues to sponsor our team as well.

Our main goal is to wreck Jeffery Trail. Another goal of ours is to rank at states and hopefully make it to nationals. Our long time goal is to give SoCal its first National Division B win since the early 1980s.

We are doing this man. We're MAKING IT HAPPEN.

This year, we don't have enough members to have more than one team. Generally, 8th graders have priority over 7th graders.

Our mascot is the Charger Horse.

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A warning- I mean friendly message to fellow competitors
''' Don't Drink That Kirkland Purified Water With Minerals Added For Taste (Taste Taste)

Drink That Aviter purified Water With NO Minerals Added For Taste (Fresh Taste)

Also do not consume any Wheat or Wheat by-products. They have been banned.

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WE ARE THE DANKEST SCHOOL EVA!

Seriously, though. We are the best school NA. We got the Teacher of the Year. Our music program has rad skills. We wreck in NHD. (literally we send at least one group to nationals every year)







We got the dankest selfies.

We got the dankest memes. All the memes. All of them

We got everything.

Beware of the Sierravistonians. We are coming.

We will eat you if we have to.

Fear us.

Why not?



Don't be NaCl-y. :D

Fast, Fun, Friendly Facts
- One of the members of our team, A_ram_2k16, is the founder and CEO of Avicorp

-Our school has a penchant for making cults. One recent cult that has appeared is the Night Vale Cult. You can meet us on Wednesdays in the vacant lot behind the Ralph's.

-We have all our irons in the fire. All of them

-We became friends with Brea after some antics at the Kraemer basketball courts. There was a lot of flirting and scaling of athletic equipment involved.

-Also at Kraemer we created a new sport: Basketfruit. Basketfruit is the greatest game ever created in human history. It is the official sport of SVMS Scioly.

-The current coach at Jeffery used to be our coach :(

-We are known by some as the "Spirit School", due to our unparalleled, and often obnoxious enthusiasm for our teammates.

-We became unofficial allies with Fisler after one of my friends began cheering for them. Also, we like underdogs.

-We see Ladera Vista as one of our allies, since we are incredibly similar to them in strength. Also, they have "Vista" in their name.

-Meow

Dank Members, past and present (not future since time travel hasn't been legalized yet. Doing so would generate a doomed timeline)
The following dank members are or were part of the dankest Scioly crew in Irvine, California, and the whole U.S. and all of North America and all of the Western Hemisphere and all of the Northern Hemisphere and the entire planet and the entire solar system and in the Milky Way and in the entire Local Group and the entire Virgo Supercluster and the entire observable universe and the entire medium and all of Paradox Space.

Team Leaders:
 * Way2Phet -2015/16

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 * GLHardison
 * aleonah
 * TennisLinn413
 * bob_the_unicorn
 * Kenshi takahashi
 * wp4032
 * TL the Tank Engine
 * A_ram_2k16
 * M_mo 612
 * Caprisuns

Dank Links
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