User:Flyingsquirrel42

Hey! I'm a former student at Cedar Park Middle School. I am a co-founder of my school's team and first competed in 2018 on a team of fourteen. In 2019, I was one of four team captains for Cedar Park's fifteen-person team as a ninth grader.

2018
Events:
 * Crime Busters
 * Herpetology
 * Mystery Architecture

Notable quotes:
 * "If I hate this sound, it's calcite"
 * "Why do I smell meat substance?"
 * "Putting quotes around random words changes everything" *air quotes* "Everything"
 * "Hmm. Tastes like paper" "You know what paper tastes like?"
 * "You guys stop being little seaweed monsters"
 * "Yes the heater, I like the heater!" "The heater is so hot!"
 * "Set. The panda. Down"
 * "I NEED A MONOCLE!!"
 * "[name redacted] gave me eighteen wings"
 * "We're all on the muffin diet!"
 * "DON'T SCRATCH THE CALCITE!"
 * "Now my tower being overweight means it has muscles"

2019
Events: Crime Busters, Mystery Architecture, Potions and Poisons, and Herpetology

Notable quotes:
 * "No, we do not own a six-headed Minotaur who will devour your child’s soul"
 * "Why are we having this discussion about sqrt(x)?"
 * "Feel free to look it up on Google Earth to check if it's a dragon’s lair"
 * "THE HEIGHT OF YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN DOES NOT MATTER"
 * "Actually, the town was overthrown by rabid roosters"
 * "Last night, while everyone was getting sedated…"
 * "So you’re accidentally spreading cockroaches all over the school?"