User:Flyingsquirrel42

Hey! I'm a co-founder of my school's team. I first competed in 2018 on a team of fourteen, and in 2019, I was one of four team captains for Cedar Park's fifteen-person team as a ninth grader.

2018
Events:
 * Crime Busters
 * Herpetology
 * Mystery Architecture

Notable team quotes:
 * "If I hate the sound, it's calcite"
 * "Why do I smell meat substance?"
 * "Putting quotes around random words changes everything" *air quotes* "Everything"
 * "Hmm. Tastes like paper" "You know what paper tastes like?"
 * "You guys stop being little seaweed monsters"
 * "Yes the heater, I like the heater!" "The heater is so hot!"
 * "Set. The panda. Down"
 * "I NEED A MONOCLE!!"
 * "We're all on the muffin diet!"
 * "DON'T SCRATCH THE CALCITE!"
 * "Now my tower being overweight means it has muscles"

2019
Events:
 * Crime Busters
 * Mystery Architecture
 * Potions and Poisons
 * Herpetology

Notable team quotes:
 * "No, we do not own a six-headed Minotaur who will devour your child’s soul"
 * "Why are we having this discussion about sqrt(x)?"
 * "Feel free to look it up on Google Earth to check if it's a dragon’s lair"
 * "Actually, the town was overthrown by rabid roosters"
 * "Last night, while everyone was getting sedated…"
 * "So you’re accidentally spreading cockroaches all over the school?"
 * "You look like a storm trooper"
 * "Don't get chewed by garter snakes"
 * "From now on, I'm referring to grey as 'dark white'"
 * "Guys, try to look happy. You look sad"
 * "They always give me a banana. Every single time. It’s always a banana"
 * "'This is a Post-it from [name redacted].' That wouldn't be awkward at all" "Okay, we're doing the Post-it" *other person facepalms*
 * "So you want me to start randomly talking to someone…on your behalf…that you don’t know"
 * "I accidentally copy-pasted a picture of an eastern fence lizard into the doc and I didn’t know if you’d noticed"