User:Umaroth

Co-Captain of Kraemer Middle School Science Olympiad 2018-2019

Pretty much Head Coach of Kraemer Middle School 2019-2020

Commonly known as "Timmy"

Currently cappptain snowball on red scioly server and jib job jibachute on green server RIP DP Glaciers :(

2018
Umaroth joined scioly in the middle of the 2018 season when he was asked to do a trial event at Mira Loma Invitational (NorCal). After the invitational, he became interested in Fast Facts and fell in love with it, later placing 1st at Kraemer Invitational. Afterwards, he also picked up Solar System, while continuing to work on trial events, which he deemed more fun to compete in than actual events.

2019
After all the ninth graders left for various reasons, just two of us were left to be captains. Umaroth originally chose Battery Buggy, Solar System, and Circuit Lab, and was assigned Game On, but after some careful consideration, he chose to trade in Game On for Dynamic Planet and Meteorology. This ended up working well for him because Game On was replaced by Codebusters in SoCal, and he had competed in Codebusters as a trial event at states the previous year. Throughout the year, he had also worked on Roller Coaster, but had realized that he was a bad luck charm, with them getting a failed run whenever he was nearby.

2020
For the 2020 season, Umaroth will be moving on to Division C, where he hopes to make the team at Troy High School

Results
Format copied from my good friend Sciolyperson1

2019
Mr. Evola: Build events are just applied EXPD: design, test, record data, analyze patterns, modify, repeat.

Someone: Padre, is tape edible?

Battery Buggy partner: Yes, I've eaten it before

Battery Buggy partner: Wait, we're going to Niagara Falls after Nats? I thought Niagara was in Idaho

Squeaky123 outside Souplantation: Your Battery Buggy partner made me cry, he stole the ditch I was lying down in

Herp kid: What's the SI unit for pain?

Me: Hertz

Literally everyone: SHRIKA STOP SHRIEKING

UTA Announcer: Meteorology

Me: Nope no medal

Announcer: 4th place, Kraemer A

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Kids behind me in DP at Mesa-Wilson Invitational see my pencil case filled with 26 sharpened Ticonderoga pencils

Kid 1: Why do you have so many pencils?

Me: I'm in Codebusters, so I have to constantly be writing and need sharp pencils to stay neat

Kid 2: Why not use a mechanical pencil?

Me: Mechanical pencils require you to reload lead and the internal mechanism is prone to breaking

Kid 2: This is why Kraemer wins so much

Kid 1: Because they have a lot of pencils?

Picking up DP partner for DP at nats in a shady white van

My dad: GET IN THE VAN KID

Battery Buggy Partner in the van: You promised me candy

Nina: BEAN DIPPPPPP

Susanna during Circuits: ba-da-bap ba ba ba ba-da-bap

Susanna during Road: keeps hitting herself in the head with a ruler

G-Mungi every day: SUSIE COWWWWWWW THE TOPO QUEEN

Phoenix: Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do exaaaactly

Sean: okeh den

Tanya: Padre do you have more snacks in your giant lunch pail

Solar Weirdos: IF CRATERS ON MERCURY ARE NAMED AFTER ARTISTS, DOES THAT MEAN THEY COULD NAME A CRATER CARDI B???

2019 Motto: No regrets