User:Yamnatbackwards

I don’t know code at all. Those who know me should understand my username

We must beat the goad gang rivals as they shall not stand in the face of our competition. We will crush them harder than we will crush the competition at state next year. Nithiya, Gauri is an atom, we just leave it at that. The communist ducks are coming. They will crush all of humanity through torturous tasks leaving us in a deep peril having our last pleads of life before the last of our kinds dies, OR SO WE THOUGHT! The ducks may be communist but during this final battle one human by the name of Tanmay Patil lives to tell the tale. He gets sent out to a distant planet where he then adapts to a lesser gravity, oh wait that’s Superman wrong story. Anyways this individual uses his never ending wits to win over the trust of an alien race and end communist ducks once and for all. He will be the last of his kind but don’t just sit there and wait. You must see how he does manage to time travel and save humanity with the help of Gauri(The atom), Manav(The meme), Nithiya(the eye roller), Andrew(Daiguy), and Nathan Zhang to defeat them. After this we go back in time and prevent the evolutionary stages of the communist ducks from happening wiping out ducks that practice communism from the face of the earth. The victory speech was subtle but powerful. Us humans have suffered too long under the vicious wrath of the communist ducks. Just a few days after the ducks killed us all we transported a team of CTMS students to defeat the duck kind. We have evaded death once again and now we must crown Tanmay Patil as the Goat of mankind. He will never be forgotten as the most important human in existence as he is the reason why we still live. All hail hydra, I mean Tanmay. And that’s why Tanmay truly rules over all mankind.

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