Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, THE RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone!
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two, that tower of smoke is over 1000 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you even think there is a chance that they won\'t see it. Soon you will see white sails on the horizon!
Jack; BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????????
I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy!