Science Olympiad: (n.) a bunch of nerds with nothing else better to do. Occurs in all four seasons. To treat, contact your local teammate and they shall find a remedy of ammonium nitrate. If symptoms persist, find the nearest computer and continue hacking into the CIA and FBI mainframe computer network. If all else fails, I know a place open 24/7 with a room full of fluffy pillows glued to the walls and a lovely white overcoat that is fastened behind your back.
Solar System, Meteorology, Dynamic Planet, Bottle Rocket
"I am the way, the truth, and the life, no man comes to the father but by me." -quote from the oldest, and most proven factual document on the face of the Earth. Even with the most evidence, teens would rather believe that Hogwarts exists in the hills of Scotland.