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Make timing stop if it has contact with anything ...that may not work out so well. It is very hard to achieve any significant cruise period with a helicopter, since it involves so much testing and optimization of different variables such as rotor size, rubber band size, winds, etc., so there would ...

Last too long? Really? You sound awfully sure of yourself there.

So, who's wearing pants?

My birthday is the day Constantine ended the persecution of Christians.
It is also the day the US ratified the 16th amendment, authorizing the IRS to collect income tax...

Really? I saw a lot of wright bats that broke 10 seconds.

Plumbum is Latin for lead. Also, it's not capitalized. Possibly significant.
Also, I think the intended victim has something in common with a former pope. That had a lizard.
I'm so helpful, aren't I?

winneratlife wrote:But obviously they will come get me first because I'm the funnest company!

LIES

Happy birthday guys.

Aubrey, I'm ashamed of you.

Ahahaha, we need to work on our assassin skills, apparently.