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"...Rasputin was consumed by the RedVines..."

"Screaming snake case"

"This shader is our bathroom."

"I'd be inspecting the pizza, not rescuing a zombie worm!"

"Taken-sniper-Nerf-gun" - my little sister, the Hunter Blueberry

"Gravity Ping Lab"

"Unfortunately, the water department forgot to replace the cover on a manhole, and the watermelon falls into a 3.0-m-deep hole."

Study/Lab events: "We'll know what we're doing by the time we're done" "[name], would you add that to the cheatsheet?" "They're information sheets, not cheatsheets" "[name], how the heck can you read that small?!" Builds: "Well, there's your problem"...

Simple enough.

Lemon squeezy, chicken dinner.