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Solve this Aristocrat which is a set of lyrics from a song from the 2000's (Don't worry you can tell it isn't a rickroll) ZT MQD Q NCE, DZT MQD Q VGAW, XQU G JQOT GY QUE JCAT CNLGCRD? ZT MQD Q BRUO, DZT SGS NQWWTY, MZQY JCAT XQU G DQE? HE WAS A BOY, SHE WAS A GIRL, CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS? H...

Don't know if we do patristocrats, but here's one :) Hint: Ends with D RDKGD PRDZG EXWRR GXLWE PHGXD HTEPD HPNIP EFOOW QFPYN HFWVE HHGXQ TEHFG JGXAD JGNIU WNQDR RYGXG QEXOG O LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER; IT HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS, BUT NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER GIVE UP. YOU WILL BE REWARDED. Solve this...

U KYVVTA GUNHDW THA ETP AT BWA Y ODTGUZW OUKAHDW. AEUB RWRTDI ZURUA TG 6 QUZTSIAWB BWWRB BT ZTP GTD PEYAWMWD DWYBTV. OZWYBW EWZO ;-; I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SET A PROFILE PICTURE. THIS MEMORY LIMIT OF 6 KILOBYTES SEEMS SO LOW FOR WHATEVER REASON. PLEASE HELP Z CUZEM DK DLZE ALNNZFN XLR CUF BZDFE...

UZZUVTUB EYB JUBYOOTUVAWJ SWITVJ KTVKWUMYSZW RWYBHDW. RI RYDKE RYJVWBB SDYKQWA UB VTP UV BEYRSZWB AEYVQB AT AEWR. That's right! (And don't worry, it was meant to be difficult :)) ILLINOIS HAS DISAPPOINTED BEYOND CONCEIVABLE MEASURE. MY MARCH MADNESS BRACKET IS NOW IN SHAMBLES THANKS TO THEM. CJNECX...

This is a bit of a stretch, but what if it's Umaroth and SilverBreeze? The way the Assassinator phrased it kind of sounded like two people (in my head) where one was cult-y and one was elder-y (could totally be wrong though, and maybe they are just targeting one person with these things). Adding on ...

Base 8 is kind of like that, but that I got an error message when I tried base 8.

Lol yeah sorry, I was just kidding (mostly)

plot twist: Fyren is one of the sassies again because Benny felt bad that they only got through like two clues.

I think Hugo's reasoning makes sense and someone should probably protect Fyren. I tried a few ciphers for the decryption of the letters and I'm still stuck. The only thing I could really come up with was a Vigenere key, but that didn't really work. And Affine/Hill solvers and quipqiup didn't turn up...

Well, the part before all the 30/31/20's says "Did you really think it would be this easy? We are not giving you the solution that easy! Try this instead:" after translating in hexadecimal. Maybe it's like Morse or something? I'm too lazy to translate it. Edit: *sigh* I should be doing my ...