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nope but i have lived in kansas gone to a small ass school and made it to nationals.
have you ever dressed up like a hick for fun?

nopers.
have you ever felt the strange desire to own an iguana

which was in

nopee
have you ever gotten a concussion playing pick up basketball?

that was a great book. and i wish that i would letter in track this year

I have no clue who that is. but a giant piano fell from a building onto her head as she walking down 31st street to get a bagle from Mi bagle es su bagle. i was also on my way to that place to get a delicious cinnamon bagle when i noticed that i was being followed by the italian mafia. those pigeon....

granted but i have no idea what the pigeon that even means so it isnt as exciting for you.
I wish i could take a darned nap

and then i kindly remind him that 1) im deaf so i cant hear him and 2) we arent quite holy enough for the rapture to come and take us to heaven. so he leavees us where we are at. but the that ducking frumpleykins is after my pigeon pie recipe. so he takes out and AK-47 and is about to gun me down fo...

ate poo balls

you cant hear the funniest joke in the world without dying.... but anyways, BP spilled oil on them and stopped them. and made a huge environmental disaster. however, the human torch fell on the oil, and the oil became ablaze. well maybe you cant if youre you, but im deaf. i cant hear. and anywhoo, ...