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by John Richardsim
May 9th, 2014, 5:58 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Corny Science Jokes
Replies: 26
Views: 11109

Re: Corny Science Jokes

Two meteorologists were talking to each other. One said "Are you going to watch the draft tonight?" and the other replied "Which one? The updraft or the downdraft?"
by John Richardsim
April 28th, 2014, 2:35 pm
Forum: 2014 Invitationals, Regionals, and States
Topic: Michigan 2014
Replies: 19
Views: 7206

Re: Michigan 2014

SOCoach wrote:Thanks! Does anyone know when they will post the complete standings from Saturday?
Probably sometime tonight or tomorrow, when everything is made official.
by John Richardsim
April 24th, 2014, 2:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Corny Science Jokes
Replies: 26
Views: 11109

Re: Corny Science Jokes

What did Orion say to Taurus? "Kiss my asterism"
Why was the clay in such a hurry? It was slate for its clast
What does granite prefer on its french fries? Basalt
Why can't aquamarine fly a passenger jet? It tries to do beryl rolls
What's lignite's favorite food? Peat-za
by John Richardsim
April 10th, 2014, 1:06 pm
Forum: Posting Games
Topic: Predict what the person below you will be like
Replies: 8114
Views: 415253

Re: Predict what the person below you will be like

Cheesy Pie wrote:
PBM is in class right now.
Yep, I'm in sex ed right now (JK my school district got rid of sex ed).
PBM rarely goes outside.
by John Richardsim
April 6th, 2014, 11:14 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Corny Science Jokes
Replies: 26
Views: 11109

Re: Corny Science Jokes

What does air say when it becomes saturated? "Let's DEW it!"
by John Richardsim
March 17th, 2014, 2:44 pm
Forum: 2014 Nationals
Topic: Unofficial Rankings B
Replies: 158
Views: 27641

Re: Unofficial Rankings B

Meads Mill or Solon this year, and maybe next year Daniel Wright.
by John Richardsim
March 12th, 2014, 8:03 pm
Forum: General Competition
Topic: What do you do at practices?
Replies: 20
Views: 2460

Re: What do you do at practices?

What do I do at practices? Practice. Unless I'm tired, in which case I sit there and try to think, unsuccessfully.
by John Richardsim
March 12th, 2014, 7:50 pm
Forum: 2014 Nationals
Topic: Will You Make it to Nationals?
Replies: 83
Views: 18458

Re: Will You Make it to Nationals?

Maybe. It would be much easier without Meads Mill.
by John Richardsim
March 12th, 2014, 4:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Corny Science Jokes
Replies: 26
Views: 11109

Re: Corny Science Jokes

What did topaz say to garnet? "You smell like schist" What did the bacterium say to the virus? "Get a life" What did the bacteria say to the fungi? "We were breaking down dead and decaying organisms before it was cool. You're all total decomPOSERS" What's methionine's favorite mineral? AUGite
by John Richardsim
February 28th, 2014, 7:11 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Weird things that have happened at your school?
Replies: 579
Views: 50157

Re: Weird things that have happened at your school?

Some homeless guy was trying to get into the building to get warm. He was trying to get through a door that wasn't the main office doors, and a kid let him in. Perhaps that kid need to watch the stranger safety video again...

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