You dipstick!coprolite_dipstick wrote:Maybe the ES should become an extinct fossil.UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote: Haha, there was one station about glossopteris, and then the ES was just like "pencils down!"
Oops, how rude of me.
Apologies.
How can you be a coprolite dipstick? Coprolites are kind of, you know, solid. Anyway, maybe I should just blame those geologic formations. Time to study those (for next year 
).Even you're confused lol!coprolite_dipstick wrote:Dipsticks are solid, but they're dipped into liquids
I guess dipsticks can be made out of coprolites? I need to think this through...
Making time paradoxes since April of 2015.
Also, who would want to chisel a coprolite into a dipstick? That'd be a horrible job.
Not TOO weathered.cd wrote:Geologic formations are the schist (overused geology joke)
Joke from States:
The chemist goes into the water to study the composition of seawater. The physicist goes into the water to study the waves. The scientist makes an observation: The chemist and the physicist are soluble in water.
Explaining a positive feedback loop:
Suppose an Indian chief wants to start a new tribe. He needs to know whether or not to gather sticks. He calls the national weather service, and they say it's going to be a cold winter, so the chief tells the Native Americans to get more logs. The chief calls again, and the weather service says "It's going to be an extremely cold winter." Next, the Native Americans start gathering as much wood as they can find. The chief calls yet again, and the weather service says "It's going to be the coldest winter on record!" In response to this, the Native Americans start gathering wood like crazy. The chief calls once again just to confirm, and asks "How do you know it's going to be such a cold winter?" to which the weather service replies "Because the Indians are gathering so much wood. They must know how cold it's going to be."
