Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

[sachleen]

I protect tehkubix.

I thank you for your protection, but it could not be me, I am not "impersonating" any genius, I AM THE GENIUS!!! lol jk

[Mr. Cool]

I protect Matthew

[Assasinator]

If this were a class you Police men would have failed because I just claimed my next victim and his name is Sheogorath. This one was fun to which is saying something because killing theoneadonly was pretty dang fun. I killed him by simply slipping this jokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dMXbUtM_pQ into his mail. The police found him lying dead from Asphyxiation 30 minutes after he opened my little note. The police found this note written in Cheerios when they reached the crime scene:
It appears that you guys are to scared to guess who I am. Well that's fine with me because I'll just keep killing. Anyway My next victim seems to worship the devil, I'm not a terribly religious person but worshiping a devil deserves to be punished especially the one he worships. He also seems not have a very good tastes. He will see the error in his ways once he's six feet under.
A quick note before I'm off to prepare to kill my next victim, the pronouns I use are not in any way indicative of a persons gender.
With that I'm off.

[Mr. Cool]

This one's easy. I protect aphoticruby

[Mr. Cool]

I'm taking a guess at who the Assasinator is: Bryant

[sachleen]

dang it, too bad everyone I can think of who worships the devil is a mod/admin.

anyway, i'll protect starpug since dogs are the devil to me.

edit, mr. cool you have to give a reason too.

[starpug]

I protect Pleiades because he seems to worship stars.
And since you insist on forceing my hand, I believe that gh is the Assasinator because he seems to have a hatred for the people with the high post counts.

[gh]

What? I never said that. It was a hacker from Kentucky, Russia that screwed up theoneandonly's post count, not me. I never complained about post counts, seeing as how I have a pretty ugly one on the old forums and the highest post count among the moderators.

So, you fool: the Assasinator is not me! (Or Bryant)

Also:

8. When accusing someone of being Assasinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing the accusation won't count.

Have some respect for the form.

[Bryant]

nice try, mr. cool, but i am not the Assasinator (I wish!) Wait, how can gh know I'm not the assasinator(moderator powers?)?

[dudeincolorado]

i portect dicyjones cus jones soda ia evily addictive

"I accuse starpug because the assasinator was like gender is nothing and we had a chat bout that."