Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby sachleen » July 9th, 2008, 9:25 am

LOL@ Skystrider.. he, of all people, would know what it feels like to set those crosshairs on someone ;)

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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby Assasinator » July 11th, 2008, 6:37 am

My fellow Sciolers we have a dead body on our hands. The body is that of one theoneandonly. I simply killed him by sneaking up behind him at the Spam factory he works at and giving him a karate kick to the back of the head thus knocking him out and shattering his skull when he hit the concrete floor. What happened next is my favorite part, I then proceeded to remove the brain matter from his now obliterated skull and place it in the passing cans of Spam. When I was done I hurried off to go prepare for my next victim.
When the police finally arrived, you guys are pretty slow, they found this note written in blood on the wall:
You guys have failed to protect your first person but this won't be the last to fall there will be many more. My next victim frequents the Video Game forum but his skills he needs to hown. Because of his affinity for this his post count has grown. But when I come he won't have a chance to moan or reach the phone.
Now I must bid you a do but before I do I'm going to remind you that it isn't my bad rhyming skill that you need to worry about it's weather you or your friend are the next victim. I will push you until your nose hurts. Also I would think twice before putting that canned ham product on your sandwich
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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby sachleen » July 11th, 2008, 9:04 am

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hehe


please dont kill me :D

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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby dudeincolorado » July 11th, 2008, 9:35 am

i protect gneissisnice
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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby starpug » July 11th, 2008, 9:37 am

I protect genes_girl
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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby sachleen » July 11th, 2008, 11:34 am

i use my advanced protection powers to protect starpug.

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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby gneissisnice » July 11th, 2008, 3:35 pm

haha, it probably is me. But since im protected already, i protect mr. cool.
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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby Assasinator » July 11th, 2008, 6:32 pm

Nice guess gneissisnice.
My next victim is someone who is starting to get on my nerves with his puns. But he will soon be 6 feet under maybe then he will be with his friends.
Good Luck you'll need it.
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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby starpug » July 11th, 2008, 7:01 pm

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Re: Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

Postby Mr. Cool » July 11th, 2008, 7:25 pm

I protect gneissisnice. His name is a pun! :lol:
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