If this were a class you Police men would have failed because I just claimed my next victim and his name is Sheogorath. This one was fun to which is saying something because killing theoneadonly was pretty dang fun. I killed him by simply slipping this jokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dMXbUtM_pQ
into his mail. The police found him lying dead from Asphyxiation 30 minutes after he opened my little note. The police found this note written in Cheerios when they reached the crime scene:
It appears that you guys are to scared to guess who I am. Well that's fine with me because I'll just keep killing. Anyway My next victim seems to worship the devil, I'm not a terribly religious person but worshiping a devil deserves to be punished especially the one he worships. He also seems not have a very good tastes. He will see the error in his ways once he's six feet under.
A quick note before I'm off to prepare to kill my next victim, the pronouns I use are not in any way indicative of a persons gender.
With that I'm off.
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