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Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.
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whythelongface wrote:
Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.
This is meant to be a joke
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
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Name wrote:
whythelongface wrote:
Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.
This is meant to be a joke
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
What's the tiebreaker, then?
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Wright It Do It-

Teams must write instructions to build a plane and the other teammate will build it.
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whythelongface wrote:
Name wrote:
whythelongface wrote: Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.
This is meant to be a joke
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
What's the tiebreaker, then?
Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?

Remote vehicle:
Teams must use a remote control and drive around a vehicle
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Germodynamix
SED- Teams will answer questions about germs.

Rock Value
SED- The event supervisor will distribute rocks to the competitors. The competitors must try to guess the price of the rock.
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Name wrote:
whythelongface wrote:
Name wrote: This is meant to be a joke
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
What's the tiebreaker, then?
Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?
I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.

Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
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Alex-RCHS wrote:
Name wrote:
whythelongface wrote: What's the tiebreaker, then?
Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?
I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.

Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
Someone give this man a medal.
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whythelongface wrote:
Alex-RCHS wrote:
Name wrote: Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?
I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.

Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
Someone give this man a medal.
*becomes exalted member*

Edit: More microbial disease puns!

Esophageal pain is a common symptom of HIV. It's a tough pill to swallow, but you art going to die from it.

Edit 2: If you thought my pun-making would yield, then I'm going to have to burst your bubble. I've gotten pretty attached to microbe puns, so I'm going to try to eclipse my previous ones. Don't worry, this one will be pretty innocuous. Now, let me think of a pun about the viral growth curve. Done.

Edit 3: It's thermo time! I'm considering making a vehicle powered by a simple heat engine. There would be some subtle differences from other vehicles, so it wouldn't really be a car. Let's call it a car-not.
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I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
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