101 Ways to get kicked out of university!

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101 Ways to get kicked out of university!

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I wonder what could possibly cause this... :?:
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1. Get a huge group and arm them with paintball guns. Then shoot as many students as you can until cops arrest you.
2. (Winter) Snowball as many teachers as you can.
3. Accidently take a couple pounds of weaponized uranium.
4. Start a chemical fire in the chem labs when you mix as many chemicals as you can.
5. Burn down your dorm room doing "scientific" research.
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run around in a dinosaur costume throwing marshmallow fluff everywhere and filling all classrooms with fireworks
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7. Pull a Fred or George and "accidentally" drop something harmful in front of your worst enemy
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I'm deeply interested to see what kids who haven't graduated high school yet think will get them kicked out of university. ;)
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EastStroudsburg13 wrote:I'm deeply interested to see what kids who haven't graduated high school yet think will get them kicked out of university. ;)
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8. Take the school's president's car apart and reassemble it in your least favorite professor's office.
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9.) Res your JH-HS Insta account and tag the school in a post.
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