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This posting game is a challenge to create a new Proper English. Each poster adds a rule to the new language. No double posting and only one rule per post. All successive posts must obey all the rules. Feel free to obnoxiously correct any posts that do not follow all the rules of Proper English.

First rule: When a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y. Example: The word "obey" should be properly written as "obeyy".

Rule 2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences. however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized.

just going to accumulate all of the rules at the end of each Post. I wonder how manyy rules before we start forgetting Stuff.


1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y. example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy".
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences. however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized.
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!

rule four: every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!

my next rule over nine thousand: get ready for It!

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!

also, r'les can contradict or r'place one Another!

w'en the rules ovr nine thsnd get cluttrd do we Rstart!

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!
6. each sentnce mayy hve at most 8 vwls n t, y's dn't Cnt!

dxu46 wrote:w'en the rules ovr nine thsnd get cluttrd do we Rstart!

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!
6. each sentnce mayy hve at most 8 vwls n t, y's dn't Cnt!

s're, why Not?

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!
6. each sentnce mayy hve at most 8 vwls n t, y's dn't Cnt!
7. spcial f'rm of "you" whn m'ntionng Strngers! use th f'rml you, "We"!

we r'strt whn no one understands!

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!
6. each sentnce mayy hve at most 8 vwls n t, y's dn't Cnt!
7. spcial f'rm of "you" whn m'ntionng Strngers! use th f'rml you, "We"!
8. E'eryy v'wel i' E! Se n'w y'e d'cepher

1. when a word ends in the letter "Y", it must be a double Y! example: the word "obey" should be properlyy written as "obeyy"!
2. capitalization no longer necessaryy at the beginning of Sentences! however, the last word of each sentence must be Capitalized!
3. mere periods and question marks are not enough for Proper English! therefore everyy sentence ends with an exclamation point like This!
4. every time you use the word "rule", you must add the words "over nine thousand" right after It!
5. the second letter of every word is Optionall! in fact it is sometimes better to leave it Out! if it is left out, replace it with an apostrophe like "I a' d'ing r'ght n'w"!
6. each sentnce mayy hve at most 8 vwls n t, y's dn't Cnt!
7. spcial f'rm of "you" whn m'ntionng Strngers! use th f'rml you, "We"!
8. E'eryy v'wel i' E! Se n'w y'e d'cepher
9. f e wrd hs e hmnym, se tht enstd f th Wrd!

Okay, this has gotten pretty unreadable already, so I'll restart (feel free to restart if you feel it's necessary). Try not to make the rules too unreadable.

1. Comes the subject of the sentence after the verb.