Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by jimmy-bond » November 21st, 2019, 9:25 pm

I was reading some essays when I stumbled upon maybe one of the greatest opening lines I've ever heard: "Her house smelled like a mix of burnt chocolate and elephant sh*t."
If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by Things2do » November 22nd, 2019, 5:11 pm

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Post by LittleMissNyan » November 25th, 2019, 11:22 am

"I will eat your kneecaps"

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Post by raytay » November 25th, 2019, 11:59 am

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by LittleMissNyan » December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm

"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by MadCow2357 » December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pm

LittleMissNyan wrote:
December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
uhhh
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Post by TheChiScientist » December 2nd, 2019, 5:47 pm

MadCow2357 wrote:
December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pm
LittleMissNyan wrote:
December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
uhhh
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by pepperonipi » December 2nd, 2019, 6:50 pm

LittleMissNyan wrote:
December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
I've heard similar things at my school lol
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by jimmy-bond » December 2nd, 2019, 10:06 pm

"I'd smash right out of the womb"
If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why can't dinosaurs ski? Because they're dead.

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