Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"A baby cat is called a kitten, so what do you call a baby platypus?"
"A plitten?"
"A plitten?"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Some of us happen to like bagged omelets.BennyTheJett wrote: ↑January 11th, 2021, 12:08 pm "Egg in a bag is the most disgusting thing I've ever consumed"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Jesus died 505 PhDs ago."
"You've lived for 4.5 PhDs."
My brother was talking about how long law school would take (three years) and I just said that you could get a master's degree and 1/4 of a PhD in that time. He then teased me by using masters degrees and PhDs as a unit of time.
"You've lived for 4.5 PhDs."
My brother was talking about how long law school would take (three years) and I just said that you could get a master's degree and 1/4 of a PhD in that time. He then teased me by using masters degrees and PhDs as a unit of time.
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"What's the quarterly salary of Red Leader?"
"Is it based on how many Death Stars he blows up every fiscal year?"
"Is it based on how many Death Stars he blows up every fiscal year?"
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"So, uh, we started by doing a fight, and we ended by stickbugging a scammer."
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
1) "I am not a stinky man, who would keep the money for himself and not share."
2) "With that hair you look like my husband." "Thanks, I skinned her."
3) "That's either human trafficking or bad grammar."
2) "With that hair you look like my husband." "Thanks, I skinned her."
3) "That's either human trafficking or bad grammar."
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"Mat yoga on person doing man"
"But instead of the Duolingo owl threatening to kill your family if you miss your spanish lessons the StudyIsland crab's just sad because he has no funding"
"But instead of the Duolingo owl threatening to kill your family if you miss your spanish lessons the StudyIsland crab's just sad because he has no funding"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"poggg, pogg pogg-"
"THERE IS NO POG"
"THERE IS NO POG"
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