Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[kleinerPanzer]

"We're going to run-boost down the aisle [at our wedding]"

[Giantpants]

I'm not going to mine a chunk right now.

Famous last words

[RiverWalker88]

*Runs outside and points at Orion*
"Look! It's Jonathan!"

[builderguy135]

i went to the doctor and they told me they knew exactly what was wrong with me and they grabbed the needle and injected me with kool aid

[thegroundsloth]

"Sloths are very millennial"

(A student in my English class)

[Fyren]

"Please don't put gasoline on the viola."
Edit:"He has a Ph.D. that he sold his soul for. Do you expect him to feel love?"

[Fyren]

"Oonga boonga noobs."
"[I'm an] Oonga trespasser."
"I sacrificed my oongaboonganess for you, [name]!"
"Sanitary oonga."
"Oonga boongas gotta dig a little deeper."
"Magic mushroom or forbidden cheese?"

Just another set of odd things I said while hanging out with my friends today.

[thegroundsloth]

I guess this isn't super random but: "stop pointing out my tautology and go eat chocolate!"

[Jehosaphat]

Person 1:"It's a little mean, but he looks like a monkey"
Person 2:"What! I love {name}! He doesn't look like a monkey!"
Person 1:"Yes he does!"
Person 3:"I wouldn't say a monkey, he's more like a meatball."

[LittleMissNyan]

"The smoke is great for your spores-"
(she meant pores)

"so that is why God is in Wikifeet"

"I got jumpscared by a bird!"