Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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"The test was adequately hard and of good length."
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"Yes you did, unless you've got a squirter in your ear or something."
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"Is this the [aircraft] equivalent of a dad bod?"
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"At least 70,000 volts just went through my thumb. Lemmie do that again..."
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“A VSCO girl had 20 hydro flask stickers. She gave 25% of them to her friend. How much does she have left?”
 This was on my friends’ 6th grade math test. :|  and by the way, she has 15 stickers left 
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