Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[JoeyC]

Yeah but it's still not that badd

[LittleMissNyan]

Yeah but it's still not that badd

IT'S A MEME IT'S A YO MAMMA JOKE THAT HAPPENED IN CHINESE CLASS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BAD

[DatSciolyBoi]

Yeah but it's still not that badd

IT'S A MEME IT'S A YO MAMMA JOKE THAT HAPPENED IN CHINESE CLASS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BAD

Chill out lol

[Things2do]

"When I turned 'em on, the organ instantly started overloading my..."





Context: "When I turned 'em on, the organ instantly started overloading my speakers, and I couldn't get the slider low enough to stop blaring 'em without losing the amplification of the choir, so I just muted the choir's inputs."

The joys of having one of the speakers from the organ pointed at the choir mics, and having no control of the organ's output from the media booth. And, to top it off, someone else had a second microphone in the pulpit, plus the pastor's wireless one, and the board for it was all of the way up front. And, that wiseacre (no, I don't mean "acre") decided it was a good idea to leave it on during the service. That would've been tolerable, if the pastor didn't use a high-gain, wireless microphone, and if that guy's speakers were loud enough to actually be heard beyond the front two pews.

[LittleMissNyan]

"This boy is giving me anger issues!"

"If we don't play keyboard today I will snap you with my gauntlet"

"SCREW YOU CAN'T SYNC CHANGES I'M TRYING TO SCIENCE"

[LittleMissNyan]

"EAT MY PAPER NOW"

"Sick is not a burn degree"

[BennyTheJett]

"They were a lot better to bang back in the day"

[LittleMissNyan]

"It's-a-me Sans from Attack on Titan"

[Creationist127]

"If the tech people don't have this working by now, I'm literally walking out the door."
[five minutes later, the teacher walks out the door]

[BennyTheJett]

"Oh my god, why does science have to be so sciencey?"