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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 16th, 2020, 6:03 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Marry the pink plastic flamingo!"

"I think we should start dolphin racing."

"If you want a dog to come into your house--no, wait, it's a spider now--If you want a spider to come into your house, you say..."

"You can't lie to me! I read what'shisname Stephen King-"
"You mean Stephen Hawking."
"Stephen Hawking's book! You can't lie to me! White dwarves and neutron stars are the same thing!"
"No, they are not."
"If you put a drop of neutron star on the table right now, we would all die."
Later in the day, two other kids get into a fight. One starts crying.

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 17th, 2020, 12:43 pm
by space-egg
"Are you afraid of beans, bean boy?"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 23rd, 2020, 5:39 am
by raytay
“Hades was not Satan! He was a cinnamon roll!”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 27th, 2020, 7:54 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Don't freak out, I just was clearing my throat-"
"Of the coronavirus."
"Stop!"

"Why are people eating bread with spoons?"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 30th, 2020, 11:56 am
by LittleMissNyan
"Please don't pee in your guitar"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 30th, 2020, 11:58 am
by pepperonipi
"I will give you $200 to legally change your name to Coach Chuck"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: January 30th, 2020, 1:00 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"Your reflexes taste like cheese!"
"......what?"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 1st, 2020, 9:59 am
by raytay
“This smells like my soul!”
“Your soul smells lemony?”
“YES!”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 1st, 2020, 5:13 pm
by Things2do
Radio advertisement: "At Long, we help you get the ride you want!"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 1st, 2020, 6:33 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Why does it say 'green box'..."
"Ah, your proctor is color-blind. Sorry, that was supposed to say 'blue box.'"
Note to self... do not write tests with night-shift on...