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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 6th, 2020, 10:21 pm
by SilverBreeze
Umaroth wrote:
February 6th, 2020, 11:38 am
"All right Joe, let's cut this baby" From some video about gemstones
"Ramen spectrometer"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 7th, 2020, 4:31 am
by lindsmaurer
"Centerville makes you yodel"

“whyyyyy am I Asian Daddy”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 7th, 2020, 6:10 pm
by gz839918
"be careful a wild coronavirus might mug you in a dark alley"

"Ping Pong Chairachute"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 8:03 am
by jaggie34
Sound waves have a surprisingly small effect on ping pongs.

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 9:41 am
by Umaroth
"Do you have my nugget money?"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 7:05 pm
by SilverBreeze
"I never thought I'd say this, but this music makes my stomach hurt."

Dumps pepper on butter wrapper.

"Find the worst-polished shoe you've ever seen."
Shoes start flying across the room.
Umaroth wrote:
February 8th, 2020, 9:41 am
"Do you have my nugget money?"
"You can feed all of ROTC with that."

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 7:21 pm
by MadCow2357
tree he world - TheCrazyChemist

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 7:52 pm
by Umaroth
SilverBreeze wrote:
February 8th, 2020, 7:05 pm
Umaroth wrote:
February 8th, 2020, 9:41 am
"Do you have my nugget money?"
"You can feed all of ROTC with that."
230 nuggets with 138 sauce packets. Not quite enough to feed 274 cadets, but definitely an attainable goal.

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 8th, 2020, 8:23 pm
by SilverBreeze
I was referring to 230 dollars' worth, but you could feed the other 44 with sauce packets.

EDIT: "Genieology? Genieoligarchy?"
"Cryogenie"
"That sounds like me. Crying."

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: February 9th, 2020, 2:46 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"I don't think China wants money from D&D"

"The hawk's going to pick up a dead stirge and use it to stab another stirge"
(That idea got immediately vetoed by the DM oof)

"Why are you playing Megalotrousle on a stolen phone?"