Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by NeBH » October 20th, 2020, 2:31 pm

"Unfortunately, the water department forgot to replace the cover on a manhole, and the watermelon falls into a 3.0-m-deep hole."

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Post by HugoTroop » October 20th, 2020, 6:40 pm

[Rolls car three times]
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Post by LittleMissNyan » October 21st, 2020, 6:48 am

"Alright so we've got Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, and Tapu Cease Existence"

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Post by twoplustwoisten » October 21st, 2020, 9:39 am

"Pacifist does not mean 'pass your fist' across someone's face."

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Post by Things2do » October 21st, 2020, 5:13 pm

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Post by HugoTroop » October 23rd, 2020, 12:39 pm

"I left my liver at home"

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Post by HugoTroop » October 26th, 2020, 3:09 pm

"Today, I will be making acrylic paint, enamel paint, oil paint, metallic paint.... and, as usual, disgusting mud!"

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Post by HugoTroop » November 6th, 2020, 8:12 pm

"I've heard of the time-travelling helicopter but I've never seen it 'till now!"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by LittleMissNyan » November 8th, 2020, 11:37 am

“How do you amputate a stick in your eye?”
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by MorningCoffee » November 15th, 2020, 2:13 pm

"It's a... spanish ham holder. I sure think that's yummy though"
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