Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[SilverBreeze]

"When you sing French, can you make sure your mouth looks like a fish?"

[Giantpants]

"You were born to be a whale!"

[SilverBreeze]

"[something I couldn't hear]... is a dead book!"
"You're a dead book!"

EDIT:
"Your tongue is the problem!"
"Good, you can do it! You just need to get rid of your tongue!"
"Can you try to sing like a beaver?"
"You just need to learn how to make your jaw go backwards."

If you'd like to know the context: My choir teacher was trying to fix my tone quality.

[raytay]

"You sound like a moist potato!"
"Greeeaaaattt...now I'm going to be up all night trying to think that through."

"Your jeans smell like butterscotch."
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?"

[Things2do]

"Quit taking his only ball!"
"I'll be glad to put the shoes on, just as soon as they dry. You see, they've just come from the previous user."

[Umaroth]

"Any slice of cake is a wedge, it's just low efficiency."

[SilverBreeze]

"WHY IS THERE A DRAWING OF PIKACHU ON THE BOARD? WHY IS IT CRYING BLOOD?"

I have some strange classmates.

[LittleMissNyan]

"Ok so we have Iron Man Davy Jones and a land shark"

"Why is the walking walnut sending you on a quest??"

"Welp floating constipated sheep time"

[LittleMissNyan]

"Jafar is questioning his life choices"

"OK HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO PUT 65 THOUSAND CREDITS INTO THE RIPOFF FLAPPY BIRD MACHINE???"

[DatSciolyBoi]

"It doesn't matter which one of them you marry, pigeon, you can wed all four. You can either be a big fish in a small pond or a, uhhhh, mid-sized fish in a mid-sized pond."