Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by Name » January 12th, 2020, 9:53 pm

Umaroth wrote:
January 10th, 2020, 8:09 am
"Why would anyone find Benjamin Franklin attractive?"
dammit ben franklin

also lmfao what is the context of this
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by LittleMissNyan » January 13th, 2020, 5:03 am

"I am depressed. *drops bingo paper into recycling bin* "
"Suddenly, pineapples."
"WAIT NONONONONO *yeets recycle bin open and dives for bingo paper* "

Alternately:
"I am depressed. *drops bingo paper into recycling bin* "
"Suddenly, pineapples."
"...why are pineapples coming out of the recycle bin?"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by Umaroth » January 13th, 2020, 6:03 am

Name wrote:
January 12th, 2020, 9:53 pm
Umaroth wrote:
January 10th, 2020, 8:09 am
"Why would anyone find Benjamin Franklin attractive?"
dammit ben franklin

also lmfao what is the context of this
We were talking about Ben Franklin's illegitimate children
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by SilverBreeze » January 14th, 2020, 9:29 pm

"I dare you to go and kill Harry Potter." Overheard in Chinese

"Your knees aren't going to grow!" Part of a conversation in PE; said to me

"You don't know how to do anything correctly, don't know how to count, don't know how to breathe..." Our choir conductor was rather angry; said to me

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by raytay » January 15th, 2020, 9:31 am

SilverBreeze wrote:
January 14th, 2020, 9:29 pm
"I like how you're more concerned with the paint on my arm than the wound on your leg that's oozing blood right now." PE; said to me
^Me except neither would concern me. It ain't art if you don't have graphite, paint, or marker on yourself at some point.
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by LittleMissNyan » January 15th, 2020, 10:07 am

"SOMEONE! QUIET THIS MAN!"
"No! [something about fajitas]"
"YOU! QUIET THIS MAN!"
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"I KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE"
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Post by SilverBreeze » January 15th, 2020, 7:44 pm

"You licked the rock?!"
"It was not halite. We figured that much out. It tasted like linoleum floor."
"How do you know what linoleum floor tastes like?!"

"It's only been a day and I already climbed a chair."

"Why are all the Starbursts pink?!"

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"They would have been valedictorian for eighth grade graduation if it hadn't been for that."

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"Tape!"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by Umaroth » January 15th, 2020, 8:36 pm

"Yay! Good job paper towel!"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by SilverBreeze » January 15th, 2020, 10:38 pm

Umaroth wrote:
January 15th, 2020, 8:36 pm
"Yay! Good job paper towel!"
"This is giving me crime flashbacks."
"Yes, she was involved in the... textbook piracy gang."

Also: "But I have chicken nugget money!"

And:
"How much sense did it make when you read it?"
"A bit...."
"Question: How late at night were you reading it?"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Post by raytay » January 16th, 2020, 10:04 am

*someone turns on the Minecraft music*
*everyone in the room starts headbanging*
*volume increases*
*headbanging intensifies*
"If you don't know this, you are lying to yourself.
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