Corrupt a Wish

[disownedpear]

granted, but bacon is full of fat

i wish the world had low fat bacon that tastes good

[quizbowl]

granted, but bacon is full of fat

i wish the world had low fat bacon that tastes good

granted (its called turkey bacon) but youre a vegan
i wish that people would calm down on this forum.

[ddudealex1]

granted but everyone calms down so much that everyone turns into zombies, who then eat you.
I wish my science olympiad team would get organized.

[frogzorz]

Granted, but your team strangely starts contracting smallpox

I wish that ROCK BAND 3 WOULD GET HERE EARLIER THAN CATURDAY

[crazibanana_51]

granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher

[gneissisnice]

granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher

Granted, but then everyone would use terrible grammar (albeit, correctly spelled grammar).
I wish that I had the ability to teleport myself and any object I want to any location on Earth in an instant, because I hate driving >.>

[quizbowl]

granted, but you cant spell worth crap. so you fail. at life.
i wish that the rest of the world could spell half as well as my freshman english teacher

Granted, but then everyone would use terrible grammar (albeit, correctly spelled grammar).
I wish that I had the ability to teleport myself and any object I want to any location on Earth in an instant, because I hate driving >.>

granted, but you teleport to the wrong place every time.
I wish that Fossils and Orni dont conflict at invitationals, or any other event of mine

[Liv]

granted, but you get last place in all of them :p

I wish Field Hockey and Lacrosse didn't conflict with Science Olympiad next year.

[quizbowl]

granted, but you get last place in all of them :p

I wish Field Hockey and Lacrosse didn't conflict with Science Olympiad next year.

granted, but it is the same time as quiz bowl

I wish that I could be the assassinator once

[Liv]

granted but I accuse you the second you post the topic



I wish that... Schrieber goes well in Experimental Design(just for you quiz.)