Corrupt a Wish

[Benewcomb]

But unfortunately that’s impossible

IWI could fly

[Tailsfan101]

Granted, but you have big wings to carry around.

I wish no one would corrupt my wishes...

[Benewcomb]

But we do. (I would love big wings)

IWI didn't have so much hmwrk

[Nerd_Bunny]

Granted, but then how would you learn and be prepared for college?

I wish I could eat dairy.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish for my team to get first at nationals, with everyone medalling first place.

[dxu46]

Nah, there's Solon.

IWI could go to nationals this year.

[Benewcomb]

But you won’t go if I can’t.

IWI was smart enough for Nats.

[Nerd_Bunny]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

Haha that's why I wish I could eat dairy.

But you won’t go if I can’t.

IWI was smart enough for Nats.

Granted, but now you'll have to deal with all of that stress, plus the cost of the airplane ticket, and the reality that everyone else there is just as smart (if not smarter) than you.

I wish that I had my entire speech memorized.

[Benewcomb]

But then Athena wouldn’t have the pleasure of watching you get flustered.

IWI was better at math.

[Tailsfan101]

Granted, but everyone else in your class gets better at math too and suddenly you're at the bottom of the curve.

I wish I could meet more SciOlyians...