Corrupt a Wish

[DragonTownEpic]

Granted, your gravity vehicle now consistently gets tiered.

I wish grocery store items were always within reach.

[MorningCoffee]

Granted, now your house isn't in reach.

I wish I didn't have spring allergies.

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, you now have severe fall, summer, and winter allergies, but are allergy-free in spring.

I wish that it were easier to be self-motivated in a virtual setting.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted; now it is easier but not guaranteed for a person to be self-motivated, and all your close peers are self-motivated. However, due to a variety of factors beyond and within your control, you are still not self-motivated. Now you feel even more lonely and worthless in comparison to your now self-motivated peers. (I may have projected a little or a lot)

I wish to have more self-control, but not so much that I ignore my needs.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted, but your jokes will never have quite the same edge.

I wish I was better at auditioning for teams.

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but your jokes will never have quite the same edge.

I wish I was better at auditioning for teams.

Granted, but you will never actually make the team.

I wish my state was better at communication.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted, but the awards ceremony somehow takes longer.

I wish my team would show up for practice

[Pebble]

Granted, but they're always 4 hours late to competitions.
I wish I could type faster than 60 wpm

[LittleMissNyan]

Granted- you now type so fast that this thread spontaneously combusted

I wish I could stop procrastinating my geometry homework until a day after and rushing to finish and scan it in before the teacher grades them, thereby procrastinating the homework due today while trying to finish the previous homework

[aakoala]

Granted, but now you realize you have 2 missing English essays, and 4 missing social studies projects.

I wish that next year's tournaments would be all in-person.