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granted, but then all your other hw would be harder.

i wish thursday would come faster.

Granted but on wednesday mrs. olah will assign a gigantic project due on thursday and you will have to write a 200 page essay on chapstick.
I wish my la hw was easier too.

granted, but then the bluebird that happens to be outside my window will attack you and...you la teacher will think that that is an omen and will give you more/harder hw...idk...that was random

i wish that everyone could be obsessed with SO

granted, but u didnt need to wish that because we already are and u wasted a perfectly fine wish

i wish my nerd-friend would stop texting me so much

Well that won't happen because he/she has no one else to text
I wish that for once I wouldn't be sick at nationals

granted, but then your best friend would get sick. oh wait....
i wish that i wasn't sick

Granted, but everyone you loved would get sick...
I wish Reach for the Stars would still be an event next year...

Me two!!!!
I stars forever!!
I grant that wish.
Actually, no. I grant that reach be an event EVERY YEAR!!!!

I wish meteorology was a C division event.

granted, but then your competitors would be really good at it

i wish scioly was year round

granted, but your state canceled your science olympiad program

i wish that i could keep myself awake longer