! I am surprised. The last 9 posts of mine combined unambiguously gave away my identity. To have it remain a secret still puzzles me.
Perhaps tehkubix has got it though. It is ironic that he is my next victim. Mr. Cool was a red herring, I deliberately chose my hints as to point to him while actually referring to the arrogant one. The numbers 1 and 6 are the first two numbers of his post count, and also his place in the top posters list (couldn't reference the 3rd digit, since he might have posted in the mean time). He is like the triforce because his nick is the combination of two words, one a 3-letter one and one a 5-letter one. And he said that he liked the WS event in some thread.
In any event, this assassination was quite epic. Knowing that tehkubix probably wouldn't be able to be caught by surprise, I drove to his house in a tank. Instead of announcing my presence as I did with the previous assassinations, I just fired a shell through his front door. But tehkubix did not disappoint, arising from the ruins of his house in a 50 foot tall mecha. Firing another shot from my tank I blew away one of its arms, but unfortunately for me, he fired a super-laser from his chest cannon, melting the glacis plate. I had to eject to escape death. Naturally, tehkubix thought he was victorious, but I proved him wrong when my parachute was picked up by a pre-arranged jet plane. As he tried to blast me away using his AA rockets and flak cannons, my plane dropped a 50 Mt Tsar Bomba replica directly onto his anthropomorphic device. I hit the afterburners, and observed the mushroom cloud in the rear-view mirror.
Now I am blind.
In case I get to make another killing, my next victim is an awesome builder, but he prefers to offer more advice in private for some odd reason. Good thing he adds a lot to the wiki as well.
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