Okay. I don't think he needed to write all that.Seriously, how "entertaining" do you think you can be to me? I've experienced disposing of unsavory individuals with garbage can lids, radio whip antennae, Pine Sol and pool cleaners, newspaper, Elmer's Glue and the victim's own eyeglasses, for crying aloud. Let's not even talk about the conventional stuff, like, oh say, fully automatic assault rifles and exploding animal carcasses on the side of the road, okay?6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.
With that, any prospective policemen may post below. But only if you think yourself worthy.