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Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:09 am
by sachleen
hmm, that's interesting, I had a feeling it was either bah or Matthew, and then for some reason, i had a stronger feeling it would be Matthew... so maybe it is him.. :idea:

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 1:20 pm
by justme6565
I thought about that when he first posted on this thread but the issue is Matthew has posted a lot on other threads and the assinator hasen't on this thread. Although it would make sense why Matthew would make himself witness protection...

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 4:00 pm
by dudeincolorado
so did he kill himself?
where is the assassinatior?

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:08 pm
by Assasinator
Friends, Science Olympians, countrymen, I come to bury Bryant, but not to mourn him. Alas, I am far more concerned about the mauling I just inflicted on Shakespeare. Still, I did enjoy Bryant's final moments. I modified one of those noodles used to distract basketball players. During a home game at the Staples Center, I fired a poisoned dart from my noodle into this member of the LA Lakers. That team will no longer be the plague of the Western Conference. As I walked out of the stadium, I realized that it might be more productive to remove some referees. But there was not much time for thought. The police were quickly on the scene, looking for clues and accusing anyone who presented themselves. I was rather frightened when one officer took me aside. Fortunately, he only asked how to spell my name. This question required some quick thinking. You see, I have made a grievous typo in my name. The typical spelling of assassin uses a double "S" twice, probably to denote the long "I" sound in the Persian "hassasin." Fortunately, I did not allow the cop to see my face as I made this explanation, and I bolted while he was trying to figure out if the second "A" sound was long or short. With that difficulty out of the way, I continued on my way. The cops examined the body to find this clue wrapped around the dart. "The next dude I will strike attends a High School in the North. Don't drink from the Nile."

No, no one has guessed my identity yet. Since I don't want to bother with keeping count, I have rescinded the black marks on all of your records. But don't expect mercy next time.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:13 pm
by dudeincolorado
AHHHHH i actually get this one!!!! i protect earthsci_dude go hide in the basement!!

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:17 pm
by starpug
I protect matthew.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:22 pm
by Assasinator
Curses, I am starting to sound like a stereotypical evil overlord. This is what I get for choosing a victim from the list of online members. No problem, it will not be long before I attain victory over that communist from the South. Or was he in the East? It does not matter, his furry friends will turn against him at any location.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:31 pm
by dudeincolorado
hmm you stumped me
how bout starpug...

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 24th, 2008, 9:35 pm
by starpug
If one of us picked it then I protect spalding458

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 25th, 2008, 7:31 am
by justme6565
I protect What_Is_Six_Times_Seven.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 25th, 2008, 9:07 am
by Bryant
wait, am i dead then?? :?: :!:

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 25th, 2008, 9:45 am
by sachleen
I'm not from the north so im safe :) so, i shall use my precious protection power to protect... osama bin gh.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 25th, 2008, 9:32 pm
by Assasinator
Kube, you seem to be working off the wrong clue. DudeinColorado correctly protected Earthsci_dude. The person to be protected matches the description below.
No problem, it will not be long before I attain victory over that communist from the South. Or was he in the East? It does not matter, his furry friends will turn against him at any location.
I would also note that no one needs to protect the administrators or moderators. I have stated that I will not kill them, so I will not. Besides, you should probably be fearing for yourself by now.

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 26th, 2008, 10:24 am
by sachleen
oh, woops i protect sciolykid

Re: Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

Posted: June 26th, 2008, 6:23 pm
by gh
I'm not from the north so im safe :) so, i shall use my precious protection power to protect... osama bin gh.
You know, there are plenty of truckers in NY that fly the Confederate flag.

I shall use my precious mod power to reveal the true identity of the Assasinator:

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