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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by Voltage » March 27th, 2014, 2:30 pm

When life gives you lemons, dress up as life and give the lemons to someone else.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by UQOnyx » March 27th, 2014, 3:55 pm

When life gives you lemons, cut one in half and rub it on your forehead (this cures headaches)
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by asthedeer » April 10th, 2014, 9:27 am

PicturePerfect wrote:1. Ask for a refund.
2. Chuck them at people.
3. Use it to reveal hidden messages. (Not sure if it works with lemon juice? I think it's grape juice :P)
4. Make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
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It is lemon juice. U hold it over a flame and it will show up.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by AJTheGreat1729 » April 13th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Regift them to a friend.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by Smithy0013 » April 23rd, 2014, 4:54 pm

"Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your *diddly-darn* lemons. What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down."

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by VikP » May 14th, 2014, 6:35 am

When life gives you lemons, create the elixir of life and become god.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by knittingfrenzy18 » May 14th, 2014, 8:34 am

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Or, just keep them. Hey, free lemons.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by Astroknight » May 14th, 2014, 6:06 pm

When life gives you lemons, you sell those lemons and invest that money in the stock market.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by AJTheGreat1729 » May 14th, 2014, 7:58 pm

When life gives you lemons, regift.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Post by John Richardsim » July 27th, 2014, 8:02 pm

Hand the lemons back saying "Oh, I don't like lemonade, it makes me think I'm about to have a colonoscopy".

Put them in a compost pile and go back to studying for green gen.

Start having a conversation with them, I mean, they look like nice lemons. Although, if you talk to them nicely today, tomorrow they'll want to borrow your lawnmower, and then the day after that they'll want to borrow your tinfoil hat, and then who knows what they'll ask you for next.

Take the lemons and go down to Pawn Stars. Talk to Rick, "Hey Rick, what do you think these are worth?"

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