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Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 24th, 2011, 4:47 pm
by Assassinator
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there..."

youre 'santa claus' will not be arriving thus evening. instead i will. and the only presents i bring is death.
theze are the rules:

1. The officers will be the next five people who send correct answers to the clue. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. There will be no "informants", but civilians may post.

3. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.

4. Officers may, and will, die, but an officer may protect another officer.

5. Once an officer has made three incorrect accusations, he may not accuse or protect anyone.

6. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

7. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

8. When accusing someone of being Assassinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing the accusation won't count.

9. Once "killed" a user may not post in this thread.

10. Non officers may post.

11. Each clue will last 48 hours, after which the Assassinator will kill.

12. If the Assassinator does not reply in 7 days after all protects are made, each officer gets a free accusation. However that accusation must be made next time the user posts and cannot be stored as an extra one to use later.

13. Each officer begins with one accusation. You will earn an accusation with each correct protection.

14. The Assassinator wins after 15 incorrect accusations have been made, but the number needed to win goes down by one with each kill.

15. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.

clue:
wat is zee exact date, that any american publication first wrote of "santa claus"?

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 24th, 2011, 8:34 pm
by tornado guy
Hi sassy, I would like to win this game for Christmas. (Referring to your sig)
Tornado Guy
EDIT: This comment is a death wish.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 24th, 2011, 8:52 pm
by TheGenius
Hi sassy, I would like to win this game for Christmas. (Referring to your sig)
Tornado Guy
the only presents i bring is death.
I hope you have an open mind concerning your definition of winning.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 5:05 am
by Littleboy
You can win your death tomato.
I wanna play a christmas themed game. Looks like a good game. Good luck sassy and everyone else.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 11:15 am
by SciBomb97
zee exact date, that any american publication first wrote of "santa claus" is December 23, 1823.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 11:24 am
by quizbowl
zee exact date, that any american publication first wrote of "santa claus" is December 23, 1823.
Actually, no.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 12:22 pm
by Assassinator
zee exact date, that any american publication first wrote of "santa claus" is December 23, 1823.
do not give the answer. even if it is wrong.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 2:30 pm
by EastStroudsburg13
I am an officer.

I'm going to guess that the sassy's grammar is normally good, because these misspellings are just too blatant to be unintentional.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 2:32 pm
by Luo
mispellings are just too blatant to be unintentional.
Lols, can't tell whether this is intentional or very ironic.

Re: Scioly Assassination 83: A Christmas Killing

Posted: December 25th, 2011, 2:41 pm
by EastStroudsburg13
It is rather ironic for a typo.