1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[PicturePerfect]

eta150 wrote:
48. Hide in the middle of the circular clothing racks, and whisper "pick me" whenever anyone reaches in

This WILL get you kicked out (did it, and now I can't get within 50 metres of my local WALMART)

That's too bad, I'd love to try that sometime...

259. Take the giant bouncy balls they have, throw them at people like they're Pokemon, and yell "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL"

[crimbustr21]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

I've done that a little bit ago.... I'm still here!

[LittleBlueDragon]

260. find a yardstick and pretend to do sword practice with it
261. hand out a plastic sword to a random person and tell him/her "You are our only chance.Make it count." then just silently slip away.

[technomario]

262. Lock yourself in the video game cabnet
263. Hop around the store on a pogo stick while yelling like a hyena
264. Drop kick a display over
265. Go around giving people people 1up mushrooms and saying "get a life"
266. Start playing trombone in the highest register, out of tune
267. Hide in a suitcase and scare people when they try to buy it
268. Get a job at Target and walk in with your unifom on
269. Dress up as Sam Walden and critque the store
270. Start yelling out random airport codes over the intercomm
271. Act out Romeo and Juliet in the grocery section
272. Organize a wrestling tournament in the store
273. Sit on the self checkout scanner and try to scan yourself
274. Hide in a dollhouse and scare whoever passes
275. Run into a display and cause a domino effect
276. Dress up as an elf yelling "Dad?"
277. Stand in the middle of the automatic doors so the heating bill goes through the roof
278. Eat dog food while walking around the store
279. Tackle a santa and yell "you're not santa!!"
280. Run around the store as Link and start slashing at people with a plastic master sword.
281. Act like a dog/cat and have somebody walk you in on a leash
282. Take Ketchup pour it on your head and say a display hit you, also threaten to sue
283. Ask the Chashier were they got thier college degree
284. Talk to a cardboard cut out of a person

[technomario]

50. Make a store in your garage selling things like video games for 10 cents. Print an ad and then show it to Walmart and insist that they beat your price.

Ha thats funny!!!

[rickyrich98]

285. Stand by the door and hand out coupons for target or any other market.

[Olympus1701]

286.) Stalk one person. When they ask you why, scream "IT'S A LORIC!!!!! KILL HIM MY SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Lorien Legacies reference)
287.) Have an all-out nerf war between the aisles.

[DaNerdKing]

288. Find a guy with a bushy beard, and yell "Hey look, that guy looks just like the Al Quada leader on the news!"
289. Whisper to everyone who tries to get a buggy "That one is squeaky."
290. Also, go up to someone looking at food and say "Last time my mom bought that, well, I would rather not talk about that." (hope he is not a psychiatrist, he might ask you how you feel.)
291. Go to the bakery part of the store. Ask the worker "Is there any way you could replace the filling in a jelly doughnut with some nightlock berries?"
292. Walk up randomly to someone and ask "Did you hear? The Chinese are wanting their money back."
293. Put one of those inflatable balls under you shirt in the front (acting like your pregnant) and yell "IT'S COMING!" and ask for someone to drive you to the hospital
294. Build a fortress in the toilet paper isle
295. Climb to the top of a isle and jump to the next one, while yelling "I can do it!"
296. "Sample" all the candy.
297. Go to the produce isle, get the fruit and vegetables necessary, and assemble the Veggie Tales cast, then sing the theme song. (obnoxiously)
298. Go up to someone's buggy and move their items into your buggy.
299. Put on some tight pants and ask people if it makes your butt look big. If they say no say "DON'T LIE TO ME!"
300. Pop the bottles in the alcohol isle
301. Go to the gun isle and ask "In your opinion, which one of these would make a person die slowly, but not to slow?"
302. Run to the bathroom with your pants down, saying "I couldn't hold it!"
303. Play Pokémon in the store. Bump into someone and scream "YOU MADE ME MASH B!"
304. Walk up to a worker, kick them, and say "catch me if you can!"
305. Find a worker, yell "I REMEMBER YOU!" and sack him. See how long you can keep him down.

[Cheesy Pie]

306. Hide in a dress. When someone tries to take it, reach your arms through the sleeves, grab the person, and scream "GOTCHA!" at the top of your lungs.

[bob doyson]

307. Run around Walmart screaming "Target's better!!!!"