1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
361. Remake a Primus video. (Youtube them, and you'll understand)
362. Bring in a bunch of squirrels and host a squirrel fishing tournament.
362. Bring in a bunch of squirrels and host a squirrel fishing tournament.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Revive time. This thread gave me a new lease on life.
363: Take the manager hostage with a nerf gun. Then demand all the skittles in the store.
364: Go all out Rambo and shoot as many employees as you can with a paintball gun until you're caught.
363: Take the manager hostage with a nerf gun. Then demand all the skittles in the store.
364: Go all out Rambo and shoot as many employees as you can with a paintball gun until you're caught.
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365: Steal a bb rifle, * shoot out all of the security cameras, and then try to return it for a refund.
We've come full circle...
*(One of the good ones that shoots the steel bbs and is pumped up manually.) Mine like this'll put a hole in a rat's skull, so this is probably doable... (It is still the original seals from 1986, so it probably doesn't hit as hard as it used to.)
We've come full circle...
*(One of the good ones that shoots the steel bbs and is pumped up manually.) Mine like this'll put a hole in a rat's skull, so this is probably doable... (It is still the original seals from 1986, so it probably doesn't hit as hard as it used to.)
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366: throw hot dogs at customers
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367: Make a flamethrower with a bottle of charcoal lighter fluid.
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368: hold a national tournament at walmart
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
369: Along with a few friends, T-pose an employee with you and your friends in a circle chanting "One of us"
370: Stare wide-eyed at an employee and slowly walk back, then turn, run, and yell "(S)HE'S ONE OF THEM". At one point, trip and fall down, scramble back up, and run in a straight line while pushing everything down that's nearby (people included).
371: Run into random people while holding one of those humongous balls to your stomach.
370: Stare wide-eyed at an employee and slowly walk back, then turn, run, and yell "(S)HE'S ONE OF THEM". At one point, trip and fall down, scramble back up, and run in a straight line while pushing everything down that's nearby (people included).
371: Run into random people while holding one of those humongous balls to your stomach.
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372: Take one of those humongous balls and roll it on each shelf of the shelf, knocking everything down (like dominoes!!) I've always wanted to do that...
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
373: grab as many Klondike bars as you can, start to walk out of the store, and if someone asks you what you are doing, tell them “ ITS WHAT ID DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR, BOI!!!!”
374: Make a tiki man costume, put on face paint+mask, and run through the store with a spear, hopping from shelf to shelf.
374: Make a tiki man costume, put on face paint+mask, and run through the store with a spear, hopping from shelf to shelf.
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375: Literally rolling back the prices and flipping the price signs (they’re adjustable) backwards. 10 points for each flipped, bonus 100 if you can flip ten consecutively.
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