1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

A forum for those Word Games that plague the Earth.
User avatar
fozendog
Member
Member
Posts: 193
Joined: April 17th, 2012, 5:51 pm
Division: Grad
State: WA
Location: Camas
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by fozendog » April 30th, 2012, 7:21 pm

51. Go to the gun section and ask to hold one to feel if it's "right". Then when buying the gun ask the clerk where the anti-depressents are.
Stanford '19
Camas Science Olympiad Alumnus
Events: Protein Modeling, Cell Biology, Disease Detectives, Experimental Design, Dynamic Planet, Water Quality

A Person
Member
Member
Posts: 185
Joined: July 18th, 2010, 12:34 pm
Division: Grad
State: KY
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by A Person » May 1st, 2012, 2:25 pm

52. Climb onto the top of the shelves and jump the the neighboring shelves (optional: playing tag with your friends while doing this)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke

User avatar
Fossil Freak 25
Member
Member
Posts: 71
Joined: February 21st, 2010, 6:03 pm
Division: C
State: WA
Location: Behind you
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Fossil Freak 25 » May 1st, 2012, 2:32 pm

53. egg the cashier
54. make out with the manager
Go Cougs!

mnstrviola
Wiki/Gallery Moderator Emeritus
Wiki/Gallery Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 433
Joined: February 15th, 2011, 5:45 pm
Division: Grad
State: CA
Location: IU Bloomington
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by mnstrviola » May 1st, 2012, 6:01 pm

55. Release all the giant bouncy balls from that giant cage thing that they have them in.

Ryukuza
Member
Member
Posts: 0
Joined: May 1st, 2012, 5:35 pm
Division: B
State: TN
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Ryukuza » May 1st, 2012, 6:03 pm

55. Look directly in one of the one-way mirror cameras and scream "Hi mom! I'm on TV!" and such.
56. Go around asking the employees if they need any help finding things.
57. Run around screaming. When they ask you what you are doing, say "I'm summoning rain." Go back to screaming. Shortly after, pull the fire alarm so that the sprinklers will go off.
58. Get a fishing pole and a hook. Attach candy to the hook. See how many children you can "catch".
59. Start talking to a cashier about things, as if you were good friends.
60. (Girls) Paint your nails, apply makeup, put on perfume, ect. in the busiest aisle.
61. Get an employee's attention, as you normally would. Ask them where the duct tape is. When they tell you, say "Okay, thanks. Now I can fix the sky. Don't you hate it when little pieces hall and hit you?"
Bonus points if you show up in a chicken suit for #61!

Sorry if these aren't as funny as the previous ones... I tried. Really. :)

mnstrviola
Wiki/Gallery Moderator Emeritus
Wiki/Gallery Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 433
Joined: February 15th, 2011, 5:45 pm
Division: Grad
State: CA
Location: IU Bloomington
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by mnstrviola » May 1st, 2012, 6:09 pm

62. Open a pack of gum and chew on all of them. When you go pay for it spit it all out and wad it inside the wrapper in front of the cashier.

User avatar
Fossil Freak 25
Member
Member
Posts: 71
Joined: February 21st, 2010, 6:03 pm
Division: C
State: WA
Location: Behind you
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Fossil Freak 25 » May 1st, 2012, 6:27 pm

pretend to have an allergy attack on top of the high shelf on the chip isle
Go Cougs!

User avatar
aim4me26
Member
Member
Posts: 96
Joined: April 26th, 2012, 3:58 pm
Division: Grad
State: CA
Location: looking pretty in a hotel bar
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by aim4me26 » May 6th, 2012, 1:03 pm

64. Test out the fishing rods.
i know that i should be in bed
and its almost 3 am
but when i close my eyes i can only see miles of headlights
fleshing out the distance

User avatar
sciencegeek100
Member
Member
Posts: 307
Joined: April 6th, 2009, 7:10 am
Division: Grad
State: CA
Location: Earth
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sciencegeek100 » May 10th, 2012, 8:14 pm

65. test the sports equipment
Nationals History...

2008: Team 1st, Rocks 2nd
2009: Team 3rd, Fossils 7th
2010: Team 5th, Fossils 4th, Ornithology 7th Egg o Naut 6th
2011: Team 4th, Ornithology 3rd
2012: Team 2nd (Assistant Coach)
2013: Team 3rd (Assistant Coach)

Cheesy Pie
Member
Member
Posts: 594
Joined: January 29th, 2011, 4:34 pm
Division: Grad
State: MI
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cheesy Pie » May 11th, 2012, 10:06 am

66. test the guns (not on people) :twisted:
67. number 66 while screaming "VOUS ALLEZ MOURIR" :twisted: :twisted:
100% of deaths are somehow caused by science.
Don't be a statistic.
Don't do science.

Naperville Central High School '17 :arrow: Michigan State University Physics '21
GO GREEN GO WHITE

Post Reply

Return to “Posting Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests