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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » May 28th, 2020, 6:25 pm

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May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm
522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
523 alternative: digest clorox wipes
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Things2do » May 31st, 2020, 11:00 pm

BennyTheJett wrote:
May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm
522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
I hate to be that guy, but the President never said to drink disinfectants...

524: Shoot out all of the fluorescent lights with BB guns.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » June 1st, 2020, 12:13 pm

Things2do wrote:
May 31st, 2020, 11:00 pm
BennyTheJett wrote:
May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm
522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
I hate to be that guy, but the President never said to drink disinfectants...

524: Shoot out all of the fluorescent lights with BB guns.
Alternatively-
525: go into the toy aisle, grab some of them rad nerf guns, and shoot at random people.
8-) school is taking up just 13 hours of my day in front of a screen 8-)
my health is improving! NO :lol: -school

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by nateDC » June 1st, 2020, 12:14 pm

526: Unleash the bouncy balls all over the store.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Fyren » June 1st, 2020, 12:19 pm

527: Bike around the store with your friends using their bikes, then repeatedly crash into stuff while blowing airhorns.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Umaroth » June 1st, 2020, 1:41 pm

sneepity wrote:
June 1st, 2020, 12:13 pm
Things2do wrote:
May 31st, 2020, 11:00 pm
BennyTheJett wrote:
May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm
522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
I hate to be that guy, but the President never said to drink disinfectants...

524: Shoot out all of the fluorescent lights with BB guns.
Alternatively-
525: go into the toy aisle, grab some of them rad nerf guns, and shoot at random people.
528: order loads of accufake darts, get high torque neo-hellcats with ofp morpheus cages and a mosfet kit for the rewire from outofdarts, get some good high current discharge 3s lipos from hobbyking, bunker down in the automotive section so you have all the necessary tools to do a rewire, and mod some rapidstrikes to rain 150 ft/sec 13 darts/sec hellfire on everyone else in Wal-Mart (for reference normal nerf elite blasters average about 60-70 ft/sec and nerf rival hits 90-100). This. Is. Nerf war.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » June 1st, 2020, 5:35 pm

Umaroth wrote:
June 1st, 2020, 1:41 pm
sneepity wrote:
June 1st, 2020, 12:13 pm
Things2do wrote:
May 31st, 2020, 11:00 pm

I hate to be that guy, but the President never said to drink disinfectants...

524: Shoot out all of the fluorescent lights with BB guns.
Alternatively-
525: go into the toy aisle, grab some of them rad nerf guns, and shoot at random people.
528: order loads of accufake darts, get high torque neo-hellcats with ofp morpheus cages and a mosfet kit for the rewire from outofdarts, get some good high current discharge 3s lipos from hobbyking, bunker down in the automotive section so you have all the necessary tools to do a rewire, and mod some rapidstrikes to rain 150 ft/sec 13 darts/sec hellfire on everyone else in Wal-Mart (for reference normal nerf elite blasters average about 60-70 ft/sec and nerf rival hits 90-100). This. Is. Nerf war.
well this has elevated quickly
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Fyren » October 16th, 2020, 6:33 am

529: Do the dumpster rat dance routine in the Walmart.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Things2do » October 21st, 2020, 4:23 pm

530: Start shining laser pointers all over the store.

531: Put on a cat costume and chase the laser dots from 530.
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