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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: May 15th, 2012, 6:52 pm
by 3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m
or simply "you are going to die"

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: May 26th, 2012, 7:56 am
by Cedavis6
68. Make the store into a Wipeout course.
69. Videotape/ take pictures of everything you don't like in the store, and combine them into one big video, and post it on youtube.

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 8th, 2012, 12:16 pm
by cupcakegirl
70. Talk to everyone you see about their "problems" in a deep psychologist way. Make sure to put your arm around the person you're talking to.

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 5:24 am
by awesome90220
interesting none of our minds have came up with this one
71. flick off any employee you manage to see, bonus if its the owner

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 8:20 am
by Cheesy Pie
72. Sing "Friday" over the intercom. Afterwards, steal a Justin Bieber CD and play it over the intercom. Extra points if there are lots of teenage girls in the store.

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 14th, 2012, 7:12 am
by 5asdffdsa5
73. buy a lot of guns and when you are at checkout keep muttering "they'll pay, they'll all pay."

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 14th, 2012, 7:18 am
by Cheesy Pie
74. Act like a game show host. Call imaginary people down and tell them that they've won random stuff. Be loud.

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 14th, 2012, 5:57 pm
by Cedavis6
75. Stand in the middle of the door, and shout this list.
76. Say this list over the intercom.

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 14th, 2012, 9:36 pm
by LCovington
eta150 wrote: 48. Hide in the middle of the circular clothing racks, and whisper "pick me" whenever anyone reaches in
This WILL get you kicked out (did it, and now I can't get within 50 metres of my local WALMART)

Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Posted: June 14th, 2012, 10:03 pm
by Cheesy Pie
77. Take random stuff off the shelves and act out TV episodes, movies, music videos, plays, etc with them.
78. Start a flash mob in the busiest section of the store. WITH SING ALONG.
79. Start a candy fight in the checkout.