1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cedavis6 » June 25th, 2012, 9:55 am

80. Do a real life assassinator game.
81. Do a real life werewolf game.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by A Person » July 5th, 2012, 10:33 am

82. Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VOM7e5Hug by getting a large group of people and strategically placing them in the store. When the police come, simply pretend you weren't a part of it.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cheesy Pie » July 5th, 2012, 12:24 pm

83. Have a bunch of people come in with balloons (at different times). When the last people come in, have everyone let go at the same time and scream, "Happy Birthday, [random name]!". Don't bring a balloon yourself, so that you seem innocent.
84. Steal some fake blood, put a lot on yourself, smear some on the ground, and lie down on that fake blood as if you were shot. Make sure to hide the fake blood container.
85. Go up to random people and tell BAD yo mama jokes. Walk away calmly. If they confront you, act confused.
86. Take some mints from the candy shelves at the registers and suggest that the cashier eat one.
87. Get a lot of random people to start singing the Meow Mix song. Some should use microphones.
88. Draw on the packages with permanent marker.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by A Person » July 6th, 2012, 2:51 pm

Cheesy Pie wrote: 84. Steal some fake blood, put a lot on yourself, smear some on the ground, and lie down on that fake blood as if you were shot. Make sure to hide the fake blood container.
Wrap a blood pack around a firecracker. Wire the firecracker so it fires with a push of a button*. Shout,"Sniper in the roof!", while pointing in a random direction. Detonate and play dead.

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJQ3IRr7 ... ature=plcp
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cheesy Pie » July 11th, 2012, 6:55 pm

89. Use reusable bags from Target. Make it obvious that they're from Target.
90. Bring in a lawn chess set, lay it out in a busy aisle, and challenge all passersby to a chess game.
91. Put a motion sensitive toy in a busy aisle. Make sure the toy sings when someone walks by.
92. Read Twilight out loud in a silly voice over the intercom. (Feel bad for anyone in the store at that time.)
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cedavis6 » July 16th, 2012, 6:24 am

Cheesy Pie wrote: 92. Read Twilight out loud in a silly voice over the intercom. (Feel bad for anyone in the store at that time.)
:lol: +1
93. Go up to people of different genders standing nearby eachother. Whisper to the guy, "You may kiss the bride," and point to the girl.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by nuclear reactor » July 26th, 2012, 8:18 am

94. take all the shopping carts and fill them up to the top with random items and leave them all over the store.
only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not sure about the former.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cheesy Pie » July 26th, 2012, 8:00 pm

95. Tape a spoon to your face, wear bright yellow tights, and give people Crunchy Nut cereal.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cedavis6 » July 30th, 2012, 7:48 am

96. Get a llama. Name it Carl. Train it to stab people 37 times and to eat people's hands.
97. Throw a walrus at someone's grandma.
These are based on actual google autocomplete suggestions.
98. Do the Get Kicked out of Walmart Olympics.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Cheesy Pie » August 1st, 2012, 12:16 pm

99. Dress up as Ash Ketchum, carry a stuffed Pikachu, and obnoxiously sing the Pokemon theme song.
100. Tie the shopping carts together.
101. Go into the food section and eat all the cookies.
102. "Accidentally" break nail polish bottles in a busy aisle.
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