the WRONG answer game

[lildammgrl14x]

Something i took from a different forum...but its really funny.

So its called the wrong answer game.
You ask a question to which someone responds with a wrong answer and anther question

Example;
User 1: Why is the sky blue?
User 2: bcuz frogs are green
where was the constitution written
User 3: on george bush's head
When did george washington die?
etc. etc.

so i'll start
Why does the earth rotate?

[rocketman1555]

because of elves and dwarves that live inside of it turning it around its poles so that one side doesn't get cooked

why does 2+2=4?

[lildammgrl14x]

because for really high values of 2 2+2=5

why dont birds fly upside down?

[robotman]

because than the would see how high they where and have a fear of hieghts

why do humans stand on 2 feet?

[rocketman1555]

because we only have two feet

why do people get addicted to WoW

[smartkid222]

because it's a great game (get it, cause it's like the wrong answer which means that it's really a bad game *yes i know i have no life*)

Y do pens run out of ink?

[Protestant]

Because of the improper design that causes ink to leak out of the pen.

Why does a book weigh more than a bottle of water?

[dudeincolorado]

because the water has little wings making a false reading

why are clouds not pink?

[zorbak5044]

becuz i said so
why do i say meh a lot?

[rocketman1555]

because you learned that me was spelled with an h in kindergarten and you still misspell it

why do people drink water?