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Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 21st, 2020, 11:47 am
by BenW
Why of course, how one could think Wi-Fi not being a question, I do not understand.

So, what's up with that airline food?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 21st, 2020, 2:17 pm
by twoplustwoisten
Cheecans and rats conspired to make it.

Why can nouns verb?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 21st, 2020, 4:31 pm
by Fyren
Quack?
Quack?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 21st, 2020, 6:51 pm
by Things2do
Bark!
Bark?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 22nd, 2020, 9:02 pm
by twoplustwoisten
*anguished scream*.
*anguished, yet questioning, scream*?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: November 26th, 2020, 1:44 pm
by BenW
Arf, woof, grr.

So, why are so many poets dead and gone forever?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: December 7th, 2020, 9:37 pm
by twoplustwoisten
endless black waters
old death deep as an ocean
bones beneath our feet
(credit: Peter Galen Massey (according to the internet, anyway))


Why does the sewing machine always eat my fabric?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: December 8th, 2020, 9:37 pm
by Things2do
You haven't been feeding it enough string cheese.

Why did I buy a DVD of 12 of the worst movies made today? {Manos: The Hands of Fate, The Atomic Brain, Regan, Mesa of Lost Women, The Terror, and stuff like that.}

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: December 9th, 2020, 8:29 am
by Fyren
Because the cheecans said they would send an army of ducks at you if you didn't.
pls 8ball Why did the "d" key become ten times harder to press on my laptop?

Re: the WRONG answer game

Posted: December 9th, 2020, 9:16 am
by gz839918
"d" does stand for deci-difficulty, after all!

Will I finish writing all these emails?