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i would start a garlic plantation

what if i fail my la finals?

lol. I am a vampire. (munch, munch)
then you fail at life.
what if random people came up to you and said that they would give you free cheesecake, cookies, and a new car of your choice if you gave them all of your pocket lint for the rest of your life

i would move far far away and start a garlic plantation because that is a sign that those people are vampires

what if that pen right there was green?

then id draw all over the screento match your sig

what if after the Revolution the world really did turn upside down?

then we'd have a heck of a time eating soup.
what if everyone had glitter on their skin?

...then we'd all be pretty sparkly vampires!
What if everyone believed in UFOs?

we'd have no aliens.

What if I didn't do my homework for this last week or so of school?

lol i did that last year. nothing happened. none of my grades dropped or anything.
what if it rained ice cream?

I would get fat.

What if i failed my math final?

you get a beating
What if you are the only one living?