If you had to live in a store...

[butter side up]

It is an expression. Obviously, if they went out of business, I would just move to another bookstore that sells food, tea, and has awesome comfy chairs that are perfect for sleeping.

[mnstrviola]

I would live in one of those food stands in a theme park. I would overprice my items so nobody would buy them. Then I would just go have fun at the park and go on rides, especially the roller coasters. Whenever I get hungry, I just eat my food from my stand. When I run out of money, I will sell park maps for $1 even though they can be got free (I won't tell them that though ). I will also sell sunscreen because people always seem to forget it. Oh, and locker rentals! I could rent them at $2.00 a day, which is actually much cheaper then Great America's locker rental. And, if all else fails, I could buy a stamp collection. You know how if you want to return to the park, you have to get your hand stamped? Yeah, I would have a little secret booth near the parking lot and stamp people for $10.00. Man, why aren't I doing this now (kidding)

[paleonaps]

Walmart. Everything you need to survive, and the weapons to protect you from zombies.

[Kokonilly]

Walmart

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... why >.<

I'd live in ThinkGeek. Who wouldn't want to live on the Internet in a store that sells basically the best stuff ever? And they sell survival kits, too. So there. And because, y'know, I could totally live on the Internet. I live here right now, don't I?

But if you want to have an actual, tangible store (party pooper), it'd have to be Costco or Target, because they have books and samples and food and it would be a party.

[paleonaps]

Costco and Target are up there, but they don't carry firearms. And if the zombies attack...

[Kokonilly]

As my APUSH teacher once said, if you want to see great examples of bad parenting, go to Walmart.

[paleonaps]

I know. Have you ever seen the people of Walmart?
Don't click that if ugly people wearing tight clothing offends you.

[Kokonilly]

Then why would you want to live there

[paleonaps]

I would slay the ugly people with the firearms.

[winneratlife]

Barnes & Noble. always and forever.

It's forever and always*



Walmart might be smart, but I have the nasty habit of getting kicked out within 15 minutes, so I mean...