ELEMENT JOKES!!!

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby samlan16 » February 26th, 2015, 10:37 am

1. How about a sodium joke? Na
2. (C Div only) What happened when the chemist made a compound out of fluoride, uranium, carbon, and potassium? You don't want to know.
3. What is an optimistic Frenchman's favorite compound? OUI
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby GrilledOnions » March 10th, 2015, 7:41 pm

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says, "I'd like some H2O, please."
The second scientist says, "I'd like some H2O, too."
The second scientist dies.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Cheesy Pie » January 8th, 2016, 6:19 am

I wrote this one on an AP Chem test.

Why didn't argon go to the party?
Because it doesn't interact.
100% of deaths are somehow caused by science.
Don't be a statistic.
Don't do science.

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby pikachu4919 » January 9th, 2016, 7:17 pm

I'll have to admit these are all pretty awful jokes so far, but really, I don't blame any of you for that because all the good ones argon.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F » January 15th, 2016, 6:14 pm

Au, au, au, au, au, au, WHY IS GOLD SO PAINFUL

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby GrilledOnions » February 10th, 2016, 10:38 am

Tungsten = Magnesium
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby radioactiveviolet » March 9th, 2016, 3:32 pm

You want to know what we should do with all these bad element jokes?
BARIUM! :D
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby [NerdyTotoro] » March 10th, 2016, 6:46 pm

When I saw Magnesium and Oxygen dating, I was like OMg!
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Eat_Sleep_SO » May 9th, 2016, 7:49 am

If a scientist gets sick, try to helium. If that doesn't work, try to curium. If that doesn't work, you might as well just barium.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Terbin73 » May 9th, 2016, 6:29 pm

If a scientist gets sick, try to helium. If that doesn't work, try to curium. If that doesn't work, you might as well just barium.
OMg, that was Sodium funny. I slapped my Neon that one!


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