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ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: November 14th, 2013, 4:02 pm
by the noobs
C'mon, just zinc of something. Don't let it be boron, though. :lol:

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: November 14th, 2013, 6:05 pm
by awesome90220
uh.. uh.. OXYGEN

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: November 14th, 2013, 8:32 pm
by Crazy Puny Man
Mmm...I only make jokes like these periodically

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 9:23 am
by asthedeer
Teacher: Bobby, name the chemical composition of water.
Bobby: H, I, J, K, L, M, O!
Teacher: How come?
Bobby: Didn't you say that the chemical composition of water was H to O?

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: January 17th, 2015, 7:12 am
by mjmj77
Boron: How was your date with Potassium?
Oxygen: I went OK.

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: January 17th, 2015, 10:55 am
by Fibonacci924
There once was boy named Jimmy,
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: January 19th, 2015, 6:39 am
by Jaol
Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: January 19th, 2015, 7:45 am
by Verdigris
Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.
In a similar vein:

Gold and Silver walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Ey you, get outta the bar!" Gold leaves.

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: February 8th, 2015, 4:06 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
Hydrogen and potassium had an explosive kiss.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.

Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Posted: February 26th, 2015, 8:40 am
by Eggo
Let me tell you a potassium joke
K...