101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

[_idontknow]

22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

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22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

[Fibonacci924]

22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

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22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

In case it wasn't clear, that didn't actually happen.

[Catie314]

24) Which is my right hand?

25) (In Machines) How do you spell Archimedes?

[Magikarpmaster629]

26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


I regret nothing!




Tryptophan, everyone.

[Cheesy Pie]

26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


I regret nothing!




Tryptophan, everyone.

32. (Astronomy) This stuff is out of this world!
33. (Rocks and Minerals) I'm a bit rocky on this event.
34. (Thermodynamics) Things are really heating up!
35. (Ornithology) A CARDINAL rule of this event is that what one partner can't do, TOUCAN!!!!
36. (Forestry) I want you to ginkGO away.

[Magikarpmaster629]

37: (Wind Power) The difficulty of this blows me away!
38: (Simple/Compound Machines) Screw that proctor! They really ramped up the difficulty......
39: (Keep the Heat/Thermodynamics) Let's see what this boils down to.....(a bit of a stretch)
40: (Disease Detectives) I'm SICK of this event!

[samlan16]

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42. Hmm, what's that answer again?

[SOnerd]

43) Ento isn't lyfe.

Newbie Tip- Don't say that at a competition. Or anywhere. Ever.